Scott Lewis-Patent Troll Dance & Look-Alike Contest

posted on 09 Sep 2007 by Calvin Ayre.

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Possible photo of Scott Lewis (left) and his brother or father or heck maybe even his mother

ATTN: CLICK TO PLAY "Dueling Banjos" NOW!

Win $1,000, an iPod, a trophy for dancing to "Dueling Banjos" and all the glory that comes with it!

In honor of Patent Trolls everywhere we have decided to host a "Scott Lewis Patent Troll Dance Contest". This dance contest is open to everyone that works for Bodog and any of its suppliers…and also to anyone reading this blog.

Contest details:

Film yourself dancing in full Scott Lewis Patent Troll glory to his theme song, "Dueling Banjos" (click above to hear the actual song if you are not already listening to it as you read this).

Email your video clip to: info@newbodog.com

You don't have to bother filming yourself dancing to the entire song, just go with the last quarter of the song where it really picks up! Dressing in the dorkiest, hickest, ugliest one-toothed Patent Troll costume will give you extra points!

The winner gets US $1000 plus a Bodog iPod full of your favorite inbreeding music… and of course the Scott Lewis Patent Troll Dance Trophy.

Even if you don't win… if your dance clip is one of the better ones received (cutting the rug to Dueling Banjos!) it will be posted on my blog for all to see.

A special invitation to all 1st Tech Patent Trolls: So You Think You Can Dance?

I am setting up a camera all day Tuesday in the office of one of our suppliers in Costa Rica so all the staff there can go in and get filmed for this contest. (It's actually the office that Patent Trolls from 1st Technology "pretended" to serve documents to that resulted in nobody knowing there was a court case and the eventual uncontested judgement and consequent illegal domain seizure. But I guess money is more important than honor, right Trolls?)

Since you guys will likely get the one guy in your group who knows how to read (to monitor this blog)....and since you likely have an obvious advantage in dorky inbreeding style dancing…I am going to open this contest up to you guys also.

This contest closes on Tuesday, Sept. 11 @ 5 PM EST (in honor of the Mohawks who did the high steel work on the World Trade Center (they do this kind of work because they are absolutely fearless!) and for members of the Mohawk Nation who went to help clean up the mess after the WTC was demolished.) Read more about the Mohawk Nation's involvement in the building of the WTC in New York here. (Adobe Reader required.)
Good luck and stay tuned to this blog for ongoing coverage of the Mohawks handing the Patent Trolls their own asses on a plate. (Above photo courtesy BritFilms.tv)